Things You Should Never Have to Say
 

1. "I have [insert race/ethnicity here] friends". What are you trying to prove?

You shouldn't have to say...
 

2. "I'm a PRINCESS/QUEEN/etc."...if you are one, everyone already knows! :D

re:princess / queen
 

I have to piggy back off of you.... I work with a Nigerian Nurse who claims she is a princess. If you are a princess and say that you have so much money...why are you working at this clinic, plus work over time?

"I'm sorry. I ain't know she was your sister." :D

*cue Rueben Studdard*

good one
 

I lost weight!
If you have, I'll notice.