The Eleven Commandments?
 

They got it wrong . . the 11th commandement has been around since the 10, just known to a few.

The 11th commandment.

Thou Shalt Not Get Caught

If you follow that one you can disregard the others.

*sigh*

The Eleventh Commandment is in the synoptic gospels, "Thou shalt love thy neighbor with all thy heart, and all thy mind, with all thy spirit, and with all thy soul."

The Twelveth is "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself."

Does that constitute in a sexual sense also? :)

I actually don't believe that you SHOULD ever have sex with someone whom you don't love with all your heart, with all your mind, with all your spirit, and all your soul!

Well . . that does seem to diminish sex with freshmen and sophomore sorority girls after mixers . . what a buzz kill ;)

When did GC go all out Yahoo news?!

The real Eleventh Commandment.
 

11. Thou SHALL log on to Yahoo! News daily prior to logging on to GC so thou avoids posting 23427323434889605 Yahoo! news articles and reading them.