Phrases you use often
 

Thought I would start a thread on phrases you use often... Most of mine are ones that me & all my friends use...and they are only funny to us.

Really? Awesome.

I haven't seen you in 5 minutes.

Where have you been all my life.

Been missing you since Arizona.

Grab a spoon and eat my ass.

Who's shaggin this monkey? ---I am, you're just holdin it.

I've been takin notes from you all night.

out of control!

Disasterous!

You Know It!!!

Wham with the right hand

another beautiful day in downtown Cleveland

Really? Awesome . . (I do those too . . .)

Like . . .

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw . . .

You are so close to death . . .

Thats One . . (with a finger held up)

You were the strongest sperm?

Its all good . . . (After they burn down half a city)

this is actually kinda funny
 

when someone screws up: "you're fired!!!"

"outta control"

"shut your face"

"yeah, yeah, yeah....eat my shorts" --anyone remember that designing women episode where mary jo is talking about her son saying that all the time....cracks me up....

"no you f'in didn't!"

in place of the un-lady-like f%$#....i just substitute "F!!"...well, when i am at work, anyway ;)

the word "gouge" is also a quick sub for "going to gouge my eyes out"

I used to say these all the time in college

* It's all good
* like, for reals
* ya know?
* you'll have that

Currently

* I mean, seriously
* what the honkin heck? (got this from a friend in HS and still say it now)

Mine is from that shagadelic freak austin powers but i love this saying....

thow me a fricken bone already

or a term i picked up from Big brother and i love it "snarky"

"Right" and SMART both in that extremely sarcastic tone of voice

"You're a genius"-also sarcastic

"Fantastic"

"And you can go away now"

"Don't you have SOMETHING to do?"-for when someone is annoying me-usually at work.

Wow, all of my phrases are full of sarcasm. Maybe I should be a little nicer. Owell.

Like AOPiHottie, I am a very sarcastic person. I use a lot of her sayings, as well as...

Umm.. yeah (yes, like Lumbergh from Office Space).

Wipe that face off your head (stolen from Parker Posey in Dazed and Confused).

My favorite non-curse word is Monster Trucker. I am not sure where I came up with that, but now all of my friends say it, too.

I'm sure I'll think of more later :)

Suck my toe

Uber

Umm.. OK

I heart _____

Disowned ( I say this jokingly to my littles all the time)

I use B.F.E. a lot... (as in "I parked all the way in BFE.. will you drive me to my car "?)

that's all I can think of for now


:D

WTF?

Oooh, sparkly... (used by my best friend and i usually when we see something shiny and pretty that we want)

Argh

Big ol' bohonkin' (only used in some situations with a select few people)

Step into my office... you're f****ing fired!


Can't really think of any others right now

hahahaha I get made fun of all the time for saying that! My friends tell me all the time that I am so easily distracted by shiny and sparkly things! :)

We are currently addicted to the movie "Two Can Play That Game" and have adopted:
Check Him! and Kick him to the Curb! anytime a guy does something to hurt/piss of a sister.

Sweet (really high pitched)

I'm sure by the end of the day I'll have remembered more....

"It's all good"

"Just be chill"

"You are trippin me out"

"ummm yeah. . ."

"so the word you are looking for is. . . anyway" ( from the pilot of Friends)

"that scared the bejesus out of me"

"holy moly"



ok so I am a dork :)

I said that once at work and my co-worker had no idea what that meant.....he thought it was hilarious when I explained it :p

"NIIIIIIICE"

"SWEEEEEET"

"That's the thing though......."

"I Dunno......"

"It's just that...."

"Cheers bitch"