Yeah, its another one my 'out there' threads
 

What unconventional weapons do you protect yourself with? For example, homemade mace or something.

Keys?
 

A biting wit.
And sometimes jelly.

I carry nail clippers on my keychain. Great when I break a nail, and if I ever have to jab someone in the eye with that scrapey thing that folds out, I can.

Bottle Opener

A crowbar named Midnight Thunder

Kitso
KS 361

I carry a pocket full of thumbtacs. You have no idea how much pain a handful of thumbtacks causes.

-Rudey
--Urban ninja stars and all

Hate, anger, despair, frustration..........

That's the beauty about me, no one still knows when I'm finally gonna lose it ;)

It's awfully close tho.....I wouldn't want to be a rich spoiled WASP with everything handed to them on a silver platter that day....course frat row is full of them..... :D

When my husband's away overnight, I sleep with his military sword next to the bed.

Not exactly sure what I'd do with it, but it makes me feel safer :)

You are one scary woman.

-Rudey

I have my bar tool from work when I am walking out to my car. You know, one of those stell-looking things you use to open beer bottles. Those things hurt when you get hit with them.

My friend tipped me off to this, but I carry a pen in my pocket at night or early morning when I feel like going to the gym. Great for getting a number and jabbing someone in the eye.

Eat 2+ ounces of raw garlic/hour. You'll never get attacked.

Sometimes I carry my butterfly knife with a 5 /12 inch blade with me.

Just opening it all "butterfly like" intimidates people ;)

I could show you some cool tricks with butterfly knives. I think the movements are really fluid and props to the Filipinos on this bad boy.

-Rudey

....................why?