Hey! Ever been arrested??
 

What'd you do? What was your punishment??

Let's see who's got stories to share.


I have never been arrested. 2 speeding tix, that's about it.

I once got "fake arrested". :)

My mom used to work as a registered nurse for the County Sheriff's Department. One year, when I was like 16 years old, my mom, sister, my best friend and I went to a Sheriff's Dept. BBQ picnic. It was a special fundraiser for a Deputy whose child had leukemia.

Along with the food, they had a patrol car and a "jail booth" where you could pay $1 to have one of your friends arrested and put in the back of the patrol car for five minutes. My mom went off to talk to some coworkers and left my sister, friend and I all alone. A few minutes later, two deputies came walking out towards us. I said to my sister "I think they're coming to arrest us" and added jokingly, "if so, I'm not going nicely."

They came up with the warrants for our arrest. My sister had a warrant for "Excess Flirtation on a College Campus" and my warrant was for "Impersonating the President of the United States of America". heheh at that time, Bush Sr. was the President and I could do a really funny President Bush voice.

Anywaaaaayyy... my sister was happy to let a Deputy handcuff her with the fake little plastic handcuffs. :p I, on the other hand, wanted to make my Deputy work for his $1. I sprung up from my table and shouted "I'm not going!" (he knew I was being funny). So he chased me around the table for a couple of laps. Then he tried to grab me by the wrists and I still managed to get loose! He said he was impressed that I could get free as I was "quite strong" for a girl. He said he didn't want to handcuff me because he figured I'd probably break them. hehe...
Since I was being difficult, he called for backup!! The other Deputy had to leave my sister in order to help the other guy wrangle me into submission. I figured I had given everyone enough excitement and I finally relented and went with them.

When arrestees get to the patrol car, the Deputy will use the car's loudspeaker to announce your name and your offense. After announcing my sister and putting her in, he said "...and this is Kelly. She's been arrested for impersonating the President of the United States" . Everyone is now staring at me so I started doing my Bush impersonation saying "Not gonna do it....wouldn't be prudent..." etc. Then the Deputy said, "...and we're adding an additional five minutes for resisting arrest". Then people really started staring! lol.

Ah well, we got revenge. We had my mom arrested for "Committing a Fashion Felony". :)

Ok...so it wasn't a real arrest, but they were real officers and a real patrol car! ;)

.....Kelly :)

Never been arrested, but have had to bail out a few friends for DUI.

Been pulled over numerous times for speeding and other stuff, and have appeared in court to contest those offenses. Y'all don't need to know about those offenses.

They were eventually thrown out of court.

Uh uh, you lyin'!
 

What's m_ss_ng here?

Re: Uh uh, you lyin'!
 

It's nothing bad, really. It was all related to some kind of moving violation.

I'd just rather not talk about it.

Twice.

Once my freshman year for Possession of Stolen Property. A life ring off of a ferry in Galveston. It started as a prank with my HS buddies and ended with Crack Whores laughing at me. LONG story.

The second time for driving my sister home from a party and we all got arrested for Minor in Possessions because there was half a case of beer in her Explorer. Passed the field sobriety test.

Kitso
KS 361

Indecent exposure.

-Rudey
--I had sex in a mattress store with a homeless lady.

Re: Re: Uh uh, you lyin'!
 

Just refer to it as a victimless crime, lol. I do when asked abou those things I dont wanna discuss.

Not yet... ;)

LOL - planning to get wild at Mardi Gras or something ;)

I've never been arrested, but I do know what happens when you do (I worked with troubled kids on summer and we took a tour). It always suprises people when I can descibe what colour the walls are when you first are booked. (they're pastel pink, blue and yellow -it's supposed to be calming)

underage drinking ... 100 hours of community service (Habitat for Humanity Spring Break in St. Pete, Fla. took care of that) and $125 fine.

I've had my rights read to me, but never been handcuffed or taken to the police station.

This was in high school, and I was in the PX on the military base, just wandering around and wasting time. Ran into a girl I knew from a few classes, chatted for a little bit, all perfectly innocent.

THEN some security guy made me come with him into the back room! I was mad, like "WHAT THE HELL???", and they wouldn't even tell me what I had supposedly done! The plainclothes MP (miltary police) was in the back, and she just read me my rights without telling me anything, letting me say anything, etc. It was all very scary for me: I was only 15.

So they were trying to question me, already assuming that I was guilty and knew it, and would try to hide it. Took me a while to even figure out what they thought I had done! Apparently that girl I had chatted with was known for shoplifting and they automatically thought I was shoplifting too, since I talked to her.

At this point I started getting really mad and b*tchy, since I hadn't done anything and I knew it. They gave me a form where I had to write my "confession" so I wrote them a nice little scathing essay on how it's generally a good idea to actually SEE someone shoplifting before you try to arrest them for it. They searched my stuff and found nothing, realized their mistake and started getting really embarrassed and apologetic.

Then my parents showed up, and they were <i>really</i> mad. The MPs very quickly let me go with lots of apologies on their part.

And that's why I hate MPs and stupid people who have zero powers of observation. :mad:

No, Thank Goodness!

I worked in the county jail (booking & on the main floors) so I know what the drill is (I refuse to bend over and cough butt naked for no one) Yikes. :eek:

Edited to clarify.

Yes unfortunately being an ex law enforcement officer. Got screwed in court by my f**K lawyer so am a convicted felon!:mad:

Almost punched the lawyer out in a resturant, but being with one of my best friends who is a COP, kept me in my seat!:)

Kitso knows Him, He drank beer with us!

I am a good boy but just mischeviuos! Oh hell getting to late for me to spell and two all dayers. Ass is draggin!:p