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Unanswered Questions
I saw this topic in the Delta chatroom and I want to see what the Lovely AKA's ladies could come up with. Here was my response. Just to add a little humor.
--------------------------------------------- Here is my addition to unanswerable questions. This isn't a series of questions, rather a look at some common findings we deal with on a daily basis, that puzzle most everyone. These views are from a comedian, George Carlin, and if you ponder for a second you will see how much sense this makes. First topic: Freedom of Choice Do we really have freedom of choice? Why does it seem that the really important things in life have limited choices and the not so important, many choices. For example: only: 2 political parties 3 oil companies, soon to be 2 about 3 commubications companies 31 flavors of Ice cream 114 different kinds of cereal Personal Stuff: why is your sh@t STUFF and someone else's stuff SH@T? "I need a place for my stuff" "I wish he'd get his sh@t out of here Ever walked into a room and forgot why you went in? Are these words really necessary? think about these: OXYMORONS: mandatory options mutual differences nondairy creamer open secret resident alien silent alarm sports sedan wireless cable mercy killing lethal assistance [Contra aid] business ethics friendly fire death benefits holy war near miss assistant supervisor new tradition original copy uninvited guest Unnecessary Words There is a tendency these days to complicate speech by adding unnecessary words. The following phrases all contain at least one word too many. emergency situation fear factor peace process shower activity free of charge intensity level surgical procedure knowledge base belief system boarding process forest setting seating area floatation device beverage items sting operation hospital environment prison setting facial area What do ya think people? |
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