Favorite LOTR Qoutes
 

"Keep your nasty taters" smeagol

"Wicked, Tricksy, False" smeagol

"What's come of his weskit? I don't hold with ironmongrey, whether it wears well or no!" -- the Gaffer (Sam's father) when the hobbits come back to the Shire at the end of their journey.
(From the book, didn't make it into the movie.)

Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: Yes.
Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough.

Gimli: "Oh, come on, we can take them!"
Aragorn: "It's a long way."
Gimli: "......toss me."
Aragorn: "What?"
Gimli: "I can not jump the distance, you have to toss me.....oh, don't tell the elf."
Aragorn: "You have my word."

Pippin: "Besides you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission.......Quest.........Thing."
Merry: "Well, that rules you out, Pip."

Gimli: "Give me your name, horsemaster, and I'll shall give you mine."
Eomer: "I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground."
Legolas: "You would die before your stroke fell!"

Okay, that's it for now. LOL.

"Certain death, little chance of success, what are we waiting for?"
- Gimli

"What's taters...precious?" Gollum

I'll have more later when I watch it again after working out today.

"This is a good sword" - Aragon

"Stuuuuupid fat hobbit!" --Gollum/Smeagol

Do you remember what strawberries taste like Mr Frodo? - Sam

I don't remember the exact quote, but in Return of the King I love when Gimli and Legolas are counting their kills... and Legolas kills that big elephant-thing, and Gimli says "It still only counts as one!"

Ha ha ha. Crazy little dwarf.

They are my favorite, he is so funny.

Everytime that Gandalf says to merry " You fool of a took"..seems funny to me.