Xmas Shopping Zen
 

i was in the Bass Pro Shop in the Opry Mills Mall in Nashville, earlier tonight. i couldn't find any cool Mossy Oak stuff, but maybe i just couldn't see it because it's camoflauge.

so i decided to get a red, v-neck sweater and another white button-down. 2 hours later--epiphany. i can't find any of this because i'm looking for it, like those 3-D posters i can't see. the answer is not within' the Old Navy, GAP, or Perry Ellis, young grasshopper. It is in the Banana Republic.