Help me make up a crazy excuse
 

I have this spanish oral assignment due by midnight tonight. We're supposed to call her office answering machine and tell her a crazy excuse why we cannot make it to class tommorrow.

Give me a crazy/funny topic. :p I can't think of any yet. :(

Tell her, "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

I can't go to Spanish class because 'no hablo espanol"
:p

You have larangytis!!

No pongo hablar...

"The cat had kittens all over my Spanish book. Do you want a kitten?"

Tell her that your neighbor hueles a peces muertos y no puedo estudiar porque el olor es mejor que todos.

Don't you just hate that... oh well, fish happens.


Tell her that you can't make class because you've developed an allergy to good grades, and you don't want to break out.

Tell her that you are stuck in New York City in the snow. :)

This is the google translation of GeekyPenguin's post:
"you smell dead fish and I cannot study because the scent is better than all" :confused:

I'm too late, but...

You suffer from multiple personality disorder and Sybil is not prepared for the test!;)

It was supposed to mean "smell like dead fish (got that part right) and it's the worst smell ever."

It's been a while since Spanish class.

I told her that "I've fallen, and I can't get up!" My brother spilled beer on the floor and did not clean it up. I injured myself and lost all of my teeth. lol

so what excuse did you end up using?

lol

Tell her you have a severly inflammed duodenum that requires immediate surgery.

Kitso
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