A Love Poem
 

I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU...

I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU...

I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.

I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY... BEG FOR ME TO STOP.

I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU.

AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.

ALL MY LOVE,

THE FLU

You are working on me right now, baby!

Re: A Love Poem
 

dis right here is the isht...or should I say the ishts?:cool:

Re: Re: A Love Poem
 

Oh my God. . . Phrat, I am literally up here in tears! Had to cover my mouth to keep from waking up my household! Man, you are too much!

Re: A Love Poem
 

Here I was thinking this was confirmation on our conversation we had last night and then I read the last line and started ROFLMBAO ....Good one...you got me REAL good on that one.

"A Ghetto Luv Poem"

Gul I love you,
Straight up Fo'Sho.
Or I wouldna told dem ova girls
not to call me no mo.

I knowed it was true,
the first day I seed you.
Why you thank I do,
the thangs I do?

Remember how I use ta wine and dine you,
Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que.
I gave you a bubble baze and fed you grapes.
Dey was on sale that week a dolla ninety-eight.

Romanic evenins after dark,
Skreet light walks around the block.

Like the very first time,
you came ova to my crib.
And you got all scared,
cause that roach was on yo Tims.

I was right dare,
with a can of spray.
To be yo Super Negro,
and save the day.

I ain't even pay my light bill,
so I can take you to the club.....
Don't knock ova does candles
and burn up my rug!

And dat nite we made luv,
for a long liddle bit of time.
I hope you got yours,
cause I Sho'nuff got mine.

I woke up early and made you breakfast in bed.
Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no grits, and no eggs.
Didn't have no cereals and was fresh outta milk,
so we had some toast and some potada chips.

I use to rub lotion on yo feets,
and massage yo back.
I found you some glue,
when you lost one of your tracks.

Now what man you knowed,
ever loved you like dis.
Gul please just take my name
off that child support list.

:D

luvz to be silly
 

Awww! *sniff*

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...Remember how I use ta wine and dine you, Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que. I gave you a bubble baze and fed you grapes. Dey was on sale that week a dolla ninety-eight...

mmhmmm

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I woke up early and made you breakfast in bed. Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no grits, and no eggs. Didn't have no cereals and was fresh outta milk, so we had some toast and some potada chips.

yeah

OMG!! Who wrote this??? Was his name Niko and did he live with his mama in Atlanta??

That was cute!

See, now where is my Super Negro?!?