How to put an end to a flame war
 

(courtesy of another list - just for interest)

I refer to your latest discharge of plebian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.

If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."

Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Nah, of course you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

Re: How to put an end to a flame war
 

In rebuttal, I would just like to say:

ur st00pid LOL OMG WTF BBQ

-RC
--i am an elite computer user

:D These were funny.