In this thread, we are a typical 80s slasher flick
 

Let me run as fast as possible. I see the killer behind me and slowly dissapearing into the night. Oh no, the killer is in front of me. I die.

I wonder what's behind this door...

Let us seperate and look for our lost friend.

Why won't this car start? Start car, start... now... hurry... Oh Pleeease... please start. Oh god... start, start, start...

Let's go into this run down clapboard house and see if someone can help us, or let us use their phone.

I'm totally rocking out to some Dokken on my gigantic Sony Walkman Cassette Player with my eyes closed. Everything's going to be A-Ok.

Is this blood?

Ok, I'm a girl. I got great body and a huge boobs. I'm taking a shower. The light turn off. Let me investigae what is going on with the tower just covering my botton and my boob hanging out.

ETA: Happy Kate? :)

I'm black.

I died during the first five minutes.

:(

I'm Asian, I'm in the background and have no role in this movie except as an extra

only one boob? weird.

hmm..the killer is in the house. let me run upstairs to get away from him!

I'm not black, white, or Asian, I don't even get a part. Wait, maybe I can be the killer.

How did you get my cell #... this call is coming from inside the house. Wait, how do I know that?

Wait! There he is, now I'm going to run outside, towards the woods, in the dark.

I think you'll be with us Asian as the extra. We might get killed, but we get killed in the background.