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UDZETA

10-26-2003 10:24 PM

Funniest away messages

What is the funniest away message you have ever seen? My favorite is this
" Oh that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely ejaculates in your face. It stings. And that's now why I have a lazy eye."
This is the one my friend (who is a guy) puts up all the time! :D

breathesgelatin

10-26-2003 10:25 PM

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

ummm.... yeah.

Dionysus

10-26-2003 10:29 PM

That was totally inappropiate.

:mad:

UDZETA

10-26-2003 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by breathesgelatin
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

ummm.... yeah.

What is with people lately? Why does everyone want to hate (for lack of a better word) on my post? I thought the idea was cute but nevermind....

Imthachamp

10-26-2003 10:31 PM

yeah serious. whats wrong with you all?

dionsis? you tellin people that something is inappropriate? you post the dumbest shit ALL THE TIME.

Dionysus

10-26-2003 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Imthachamp

dionsis? you tellin people that something is inappropriate? you post the dumbest shit ALL THE TIME.

You crackhead, I was JOKING.

Rudey

10-26-2003 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by breathesgelatin
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

ummm.... yeah.

Hi I'm from the ant-judgement committee. We were wondering if you could stop with the "ummm", the "yeah", and also the :rolleyes:

-Rudey
--OK Thanks. I'll let you off easy but it's a ticket next time darling.

UDZETA

10-26-2003 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rudey
Hi I'm from the ant-judgement committee. We were wondering if you could stop with the "ummm", the "yeah", and also the :rolleyes:

-Rudey
--OK Thanks. I'll let you off easy but it's a ticket next time darling.

LOL....we need that around here.

wreckingcrew

10-26-2003 10:41 PM

Quote:

Hey, how ya doin'? Listen, it sucks to have to be the one to tell you this, but you didn't get a bid to talk to me on IM. But you were really really close, I mean that. A lot of people came out this year, and you missed it by just a few votes. It was mainly the seniors who didn't want you. Dude it was a really tough bid meeting, and a lot of guys just didn't know you. So be sure to come out next year and rush my screen name again. Everybody wants you to. I mean, we all really like you, you just didn't get in this year. Oh, and definitly still come out and party with us. Allright? Later man.

If you haven't guessed, i'm out doin rush stuff. Damn frat guys.

This is one of my favorites! I got it off of here, on another thread and used it for rush the past couple years.

My GDI buddies love it <sarcasm> :D

Kitso
KS 361 times you people need to quit taking the damn internet so damn serious

Lil' Hannah

10-26-2003 10:45 PM

My grandlittle always puts up funny jokes for hers. 2 of my favorites:

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lighbulb?
A: Let's ride bikes!

and (I think this is how this one goes)

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.

breathesgelatin

10-26-2003 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rudey
Hi I'm from the ant-judgement committee.

Wow.... since when? ;)

Don't everyone get all upset, now.

annniesk

10-26-2003 11:03 PM

UDZETA, I thought that away message was funny but just because I saw old school this weekend and recognized the quote!

UDZETA

10-26-2003 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by annniesk
UDZETA, I thought that away message was funny but just because I saw old school this weekend and recognized the quote!

I haven't seen that movie yet but I thought it was so funny when I read it. My friend always has funny away messages.

UDZETA

10-27-2003 12:52 AM

THis is my favorite away message:
"hey do they make mood condoms?'

"Yeah happy and happier."

"what colors would that be?"

"Dry and wet."

This was one that was created last night, at a really interesting party.

AOX81

10-28-2003 09:48 AM

"I'm out like a boner in sweatpants"

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