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Your mama's so fat, she jumped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

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(This thread is a spin-off of another thread about snapping.)

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Puffy Combs was a cereal.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she looked at a map and saw people waving.

ROFLMAO!

I'm the only black woman on the planet who can't do snaps properly, so I'll refrain from trying. :D

Your momma so ugly when she was born they stuck her in an incubator with tinted windows
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Ahhh...these remind me of my middle school bus rides to school. Here are some that I remember:

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "To Be Continued".

Yo Mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephants started throwing peanuts at her.

(warning: the following is not for people who get offended easily)
Yo mama is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and still comes back for more.

Yo mama is so ugly that you have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama is so ugly that her pillow cries at night.

(warning: this is another that is not for people who get offended)
Yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.

Yo mama is so fat that she uses I-95 as a slip n' slide.


I use to know so many more. In middle school, during our bus rides, we'd have "Yo Mama" contests. It's kinda like the battle of the words that you see in "8 Mile" except ours were with Yo Mama jokes. Sigh....it's amazing that I turned out normal. ;)

Your mama is so fat, the last time she wore a Malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter tried landing on her.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Yo mama teeth so yellow she could use them as a crayon

Yo mama so skinny she could use a cheerio as a hoola hoop

Yo mama so ugly she felt out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


Yo mama so old I told the b*##& to act her age and she dropped dead!


Yo mama so stupid she locked her keys in her motorcycle.

Yo mama so funky, that when some one said they're having crabs for dinner, she got on the table and spread her legs.

Yo mama so funky that she has to cut the strings off her tampons because the crabs keep bungee jumping.

Yo mama so old she got Jesus in her yearbook.

i used this before but ima use it again...it seems right

http://freezingreign.com/ohsnap.gif

Yo mama's so ugly, I can't even make a joke out of it.


Yo mama's so ugly, she makes (fill in the blank) look like a beauty queen.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead talkin bout she wanted to make up her mind.


We also used to do some dumb ones like:

Yo mama aint got no eyes talkin bout she wanna ride the see-saw.

Yo mama aint got no arms talkin bout she wanna reach out and touch somebody.

And suddenly I feel like a sixth grader again :)

Yo mama so fat her *ss has its own ZIP code
Yo mama so poor when I saw her pulling a box down the road and asked her what she was doing she said "Moving"
Yo mama so nasty that her crabs died
Yo mama so fat when she lays around the house, she really LAYS around the house.
Yo mama so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped you and then yo daddy for having sex with her.
Yo mama so ugly that when you were conceived yo daddy had 3 paper bags, one for him, one for her, and one for the dog

This so made my day :)

LMBAO!!!!

I'm really going to have to use this one. :D