What they reeeeally wanted to say
 

Paul Laurence Dunbar wrote "We Wear The Mask" a poem addressing the duality of Black life in America. I wondered, lightheartedly, what some of our leaders might really have said, had they been able to “shed the mask?"


Martin Luther King: “Coretta, boo you know I’m down with this non-violence thing, but if that policeman would have said one more thing to me, I was going up in his chest cavity, you hear me?…”

Sect. Of State Colin Powell, (on visiting the Middle-East): “Look a-here, playas, I’m tired of coming over here behind all this madness yall bringing. Yall need to go sit down somewhere and act like you got some sense. Alma (my wife) had a meal on at the crib and I was about to slam; BUT NOOO, I gotta fly over here again cause yall can’t squash this east coast-west coast thing….

Presidential Counselor Vernon Jordan : “You did what? Bill, WTF were you thinking, dog? I know you roll a fly limo and all but you can’t be just kickin' it with the staff all willy-nilly like that. …you'se a crazy boy, I’ll give you that.

…feel free to add on

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Phrat, you really crack me up!

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Condoleezza (sp?) Rice, National Security Advisor: "Why is it that I have to rescue this president who is dumber than a box of rocks? I'm telling you, if this 'boy' were (archaic term for black person here), he'd be washing dishes somewhere."

Re: What they reeeeally wanted to say
 

Clarence Thomas: "y'all know that Anita was all that. Dayum, I tried and tried but just couldn't do that thang, cuz she wasn't having it. So I had to turn it around and make her look whack. But ya can't blame a brotha for tryin'--ya know what I mean?"

Bill Clinton and Monica - don't hate a brother cause I like chicken heads, hell,I got mine!:D

Julius Casear to Brutus:

"Yo, B, gone somewhere wit that knife. You play too much."


(I know Caesar wasn't a bruh, but I think his chariot did have rims.)

OMGoodness, this made my morning! http://superbabies.homestead.com/files/roflol.gif *lol*

LLLLLOOOOOLLLLL

CTFU
Yall stooopid

LOL. Even though I can't imagine Clarence sexing anyone.:eek:

Beloved Soror:

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If you've seen Margaret Cho's recent tour, she does a FANTASTIC bit about Condie getting tired of having to write flash cards for the president. :D
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