I met Tom Earp and lived to tell the tale.....
 

Ladies and gentlemen,

Kitso has returned. :D

Now, i will regale y'all with the thoughts from my second leg of Kitso's Magical Mystery Tour, since i know y'all are soooo addicted ;)

SOUTH DAKOTA I spent the first part of last week with the fam on the reservation. I got offered a teaching job up there and put in a letter of application for a job at the SD School of Mines that i would absolutely love. I tell ya what though, my mom lives in a town that's smaller than my HS, i don't know if i'm ready for that.

NEBRASKAfrom SD i headed to Omaha, to hang out with some friends. I know i bag on Nebraska a lot y'all, but y'know? Omaha wasn't too bad at all. Kinda like a small big city, i think i could hang. Course, i almost shot a load when i found Shiner Bock in the grocery store up there. Some of y'all might not understand my excitement, but i know some of y'all appreciate it.

And oh yeah, Hootie is a great gal :p Don't ever wager on a bowling game with her though, she's a freakin hustler :D

IOWA Had to drive through Iowa on my way to KC to meet up with the Earp man. Was it really necessary for y'all to rip off Mexico's flag? Y'all not original to come up with your own thing?

Iowa: http://www.flags2000.com.au/images/us16_large.gif
Mexico: http://www.kwanah.com/txmilmus/flags/images/mexico.jpg

MISSOURI So, i'm driving through MO, with my cruise control at 75, and get pulled over by a state trooper. Oh, i didn't get a ticket, he just wanted to f*** with me cuz i had out of state plates. He asked me, "is there something wrong with your speedometer? or did you just think i wouldn't pull you over for 5 over?" and i looked him in the eye and said, "Honestly sir, i figured you'd have more important things to do than pull me over for a measely 5mph. At least the troopers in Texas do" So he made me get out of my truck and ran my license and all that crap. When he was done, he was like, 'well, i'm not gonna write you a ticket" and i was tihnking 'duh, cuz the fine would be like what? 30 bucks' but watch your speed. Whatever.

TOM EARP
Wow. All i have to say about Tom is that if i can become half of a Sigma Nu as much as he's a LXA, i'll be very lucky. Tom, you my man are definately an inspiration to Greeks (specially Greek Greeks ;) ) everywhere. Y'all, you DON'T want to get on Mr. Earp's bad side, the guy knows probably every cop in KC and probably has a firearm collection that rivals Charlton Heston's. (watch out lifesaver) j/k :p Tom does talk like he types, a bit here and there, but once we got some wine into him it was easier for me to keep up :D The last thing i'm going to say is that Tom Earp, you're a great guy in Kitso's book and probably the nightmare of every liberal PC hound out there(as glowing an endorsement as i can give)

The rest of the drive was pretty uneventful, with the eastern half of KS being as flat as the other Olson Twin(yes i did come up with that on my own)

Kitso
KS 361 license plates i counted before A. i realized that there probably wasn't a lot of outsiders going to KS, and B. That the license plate game is pretty boring by yourself :p

Re: I met Tom Earp and lived to tell the tale.....
 

Well you know how I feel about you ;) But I resent the fact that you think I'm a hustler....I just got LUCKY! Besides, you're the one who bowled more strikes than I did :p

Kitso, you are a crazy Dude Man!:)

The Pleasure WAS ALL Mine!:cool:

It dawned on me the next day, that wasnt Jerry, It was Pete F at the do not go here check point! :( Ha were we got into! Not many guys tell COPS to F OFF! ESP with your trials and Tribs! Did try to warn Ya but to late!

Well at least you got to meet Bookem and stop by!

Dont know if the Food was that Good, but you ate it!:cool:

Ya aNd Me and Life have got to get together we could ruin a City!:D

Oh, Ya welcome any time BRO! Just need to stay a little longer!

No one understands this but US!

For A SN, Ya Da Best!:D :cool:

Hey I am glad you had fun! Too bad you didn't stop to visit the exciting city of Columbia, MO and seen me! Oh well, I suppose I will live since I was busy with formal rush and all. :) I am glad you had a nice trip and got home safely!!!

oh dang,

you mean i coulda stopped by and seen you and all your sisters dolled up for rush? now i'm kickin myself :p

Thank you for the good wishes though, who knows, the Earp man says i owe him a weekend.

oooo, and i think A&M plays at Mizzou this year :D i'll keep ya updated if a road trip is in the works ;)

Kitso
KS 361 times i've relied on the kindess of GCers on my trip

Re: I met Tom Earp and lived to tell the tale.....
 

LOL, I guess the same way Texan has simplified Puerto Rican flag

Texas: http://www.flags2000.com.au/images/us44_large.gif
Puerto Rico: http://www.flags2000.com.au/images/us56_large.gif

;)

Re: I met Tom Earp and lived to tell the tale.....
 

http://www.superbabies.homestead.com/files/bow.gif/

Re: Re: I met Tom Earp and lived to tell the tale.....
 

Eh, 2nd rate.

For the record, the Texas state flag was adopted in 1845 when Texas became a state, while the Puerto Rican flag wasn't adopted for another 100 years, in 1952.

I was actually expecting someone to pull up the Chile flag.

7 points out of 10.



Texas: http://www.flags2000.com.au/images/us44_large.gif

Chile:http://www.ciw.edu/images/chile-flag.gif

Kitso
KS 361

Iowa's flag is the French flag but with a Bald Eagle in the middle

Re: Re: I met Tom Earp and lived to tell the tale.....
 

Kitso, your date was wrong! Ah! Bad Texan!

The Texas flag was adopted January 24, 1839, while the Puerto Rican flag was adopted in 1952. They copied us! :p

Sweet! We are actually paired with Sigma Nu for homecoming so we have a block of football seats with them, you could just come to the game with all of us! Fun times. :) :D