Now that Saddam's Sons have been Eliminated...
 

I didn't make this up, but I thought I'd share anyway...

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of
the lesser-known family members are coming to the
attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:
Sooflay ............the restaurateur
Guday...............the half-Australian brother
Huray...............the sports fanatic
Sashay..............the gay brother
Sayhay..............the baseball player
Ojay................the stalker/murderer
Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
Ebay................the Internet czar
Biliray.............the country music star
Ecksray.............the radiologist
Puray...............the blender factory owner
Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay...............the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:
Lattay..............the coffee shop owner
Bufay...............the 300 pound sister
Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla
house
Saypheway............the grocery store owner

Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like
to talk about him ..

Oh dear, I know a moderator that might be sued soon.;)

For some reason I keep thinking of Tupac instead of Tupay. Oh well.

how about cookay- the crazy one

You know, when I first read the list the first thing that came into my mind was Tupperware. It was late and I was tired