Funny Things You've Seen Today
 

Okay, this morning at the gym I seen an old man around the age of 75 walk in. He was wearing some high-water pants with rainbow suspenders, a pair of Airwalks, and to top it all of he had a purple t-shirt that said "SuperStar" on the front. I couldn't help but crack up! :D

Later, when I was coming home I seen an older woman (once again, around 70) driving a rice burner. Except this rice burner had one of those super loud exhausts on it along w/some wicked groud effects. Also, it had all the "racing" stickers all over it w/the windows that had super dark tint. Oh..my goodness...it was very surprosing and hilarious...

Poor grandma is a street racer...

Our bro Jim is a surfing instructor, and he made this tool he uses for balance, it's a small board rolling on a huge piece of PVC pipe you try to balance yourself on. I, being a plus size mushy gentleman, actually have pretty good balance on it. Well, our bro Jeff tried to do it in front of a group of girls who were hanging out at the house. Well, I was in my room, and all I heard was a big thump and something hitting my wall. Apparently he lifted his foot up and the thing slipped and shoot to the right while he proceded to eat it. And of course, we were all laughing at him.

We have a dinner table in the house, and on one of the chairs, the bottom is broken; if you sit in it, the cushion will fall and it'll be like falling in the toilet cause you thought the seat was down. We always reset the cushion in the hopes that someone will fall for it. Anyway, Jeff came in one night when we were having a little party, and was talking to this girl when he decided to sit down....you can figure out the rest.

My in laws are down for my daughter's birthday party today. My father in law is wearing shorts and he has a big, fat body and white, skinny legs and he looks like an egg on stilts. It's amusing, though :)

Okay, so while I was walking to my dad's office in NYC the day of the blackout, I saw this guy wearing this short purple fitted shirt and black sweat pants. However, the sides of his underwear were hiked up so you could see it. To make matters worse, when he walked by, he was wearing his pants so low that he was flashing everyone with his butt hanging out in a thong! It was amusing to see everyone's reactions to the way this guy was dressed.