To the Man in the Speedo...
 

...do NOT try this unless you're a competitive swimmer. Innocent moms who just want to spend the afternoon at their swim club should not have to look at you (or, rather, try to avoid looking at you) and your love handles, D cup breasts and your oddly skinny legs. It's yucky; you hear me? YUCKY! I sincerely hope you were someone's guest and not a new member because, well, it's just yucky :p

Thank you, I feel much better now.

Oh I hear you on that. Whenever we're at the beach, there's always a middle aged guy dressed like Party Boy jogging on the beach.

I am heading to the beach next week. And there are always a group of old guys hanging around in their spedos. I am usually torn between revulsion and shock.

Do I REALLY want to go to the beach tomorrow after that reminder??

:shivers::

Stan, I swear, you will never see me in a speeody!:)

It is not an ego trip for Muscle Breach for me!;)

I have to defend some guys though...like my boyfriend, he's a triathlete and when we go swimming he wears a speedo! But, gosh, does he make it look good...see, being a triathlete, he has big legs form biking and running, and the cutest lil' rear end!! MMM! I love it!

Sure you guys wanted to know that.

went to a nude beach in mexico with my folks just 'cause and eventually here he came....all nude....all hairy...looked like big foot. had a smile on his face and nothing else. a speedo would have been an improvement.

What you lack in syntax you make up for in class and decency :D


Hell, I couldn't say the same about me....

Ei... speedos.

I'm all for good looking athletes in speedos...

Otherwise... please say no.

Even worse is skinny-ass old men in speedos that are too big and almost falling off....

(is suddenly glad beach season is like 8 weeks here)

If you have issues with speedos, then you don't want to have the unfortunate chance of seeing an old man in a loin cloth! Ya, that's right. An old man in a loin cloth. There I was, at rowing practice, rowing down the beach, and I look over and there is an old man in a loin cloth. It was also apparently too hot for this old man in his loin cloth, so he decided to take it off. So, now it wasn't an old man in a loin cloth (which is bad enough as it is), but now it's a NAKED old man!

I would much rather see an ugly guy in a speedo.

eeeeeeiiiiiiiii!!!!

BTW - where do you row?

I used to row at the Argonaut rowing club in Toronto

I say for either sex, if something makes u look bad like speedo, bikini, exc... don't wear them. But it is not a big deal this is America so if people want to show off thier grossness I can just look away.:p

There are people out there who shouldn't wear a Speedo, but are doing it anyway! This is a downright fashion crime! It is very disturbing! Sic the fashion police on them asap!!


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There are always exceptions to the Rules!
 

WhiteDaisy, you and your Speedo-wearing triathlete boyfriend with the cute bum are more than welcome at my pool anytime! :D