New Provinvial mottos
 

NEWFOUNDLAND AND LABRADOR "Lard Tunderin', Lamp-Lightin', Jesus"

NOVA SCOTIA "Our Province is Really Hard for Grade Schoolers to Draw"

PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND "Spuds? We Got Spuds Comin' Out Our Butts!"

NEW BRUNSWICK "Property of K.C. Irving"

QUEBEC "Grudgingly Part of Canada -- For Now"

ONTARIO "As Far As We're Concerned, Canada Stops At Our Provincial Borders"

MANITOBA "Uncomfortably Close to Ontario"

SASKATCHEWAN "Unlike Nova Scotia, OUR Province is Really Easy for Grade Schoolers to Draw"

ALBERTA "Grudgingly Part of Canada -- For Now"

BRITISH COLUMBIA "Canadian Home of the Marijuana Smoking, Granola Munchers"

YUKON TERRITORIES "Don't Forget Us When the Americans Invade"

NORTHWEST TERRITORIES "You Can Ride our Black Flies"

NUNAVUT "No, We Don't Live in Igloos, You Moron"

Ontario -- Let's go up North and see those American in Detroit.

Too funny! I just read these to my husband (who was born and raised in Quebec..don't hold it against him!) :D

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