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Ok, since we've been talking about the states we're from, and southern vs. northern vs. midwestern.... I thought that this might be fun:

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Home of the headless drivers
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars Hard At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto right here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney .....
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake By The Lake (Cleveland)
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Edjucashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo lnglas
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men .... and the sheep are scared!
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Ok, I dont get Nebraska's though...

Nebraska: You can hide a lot in a cornfield.
Iowa: Where pigs are golden.

Re: New State Motos

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Originally posted by axotiger
[Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Hey, that's not a bad thing!! :p

I think Virginia gets to share Maryland's!!!

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

I've seen that before, but some of those are too funny. :D

Re: New State Motos

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Originally posted by axotiger
Ok, since we've been talking about the states we're from, and southern vs. northern vs. midwestern.... I thought that this might be fun:

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney .....

Ain't that the truth??? :o

Funny list you have there. :)

"If you flattened the mountains and spread Colorado out, it would be the biggest state in the union."

here's some for my home state:

arkansas - Thank GOD for Mississippi!

arkansas - The Crystal Meth State

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Originally posted by Hootie
LMAO! I remember once when I was little I got lost in a corn field. I always thought the stalks looked short driving past them on the highway...but once you get out into the field you don't realize how tall they really are and how it's not like you can differentiate b/w different stalks to find your way back home.

:D

AHH! That is so true, I've gotten lost in cornfields a couple of times. It's scary! And I really had NO idea how tall they really were until I was actually down in there. Yikes, now I just avoid them completely. :)

Re: New State Motos

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Originally posted by axotiger
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

Just some more useless trivia. Rhode Island is actually an island.
Rhode Island's official name is Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. Rhode Island is what is currently referred to as Aquidneck Island (Newport, Middletown & Portsmouth), and the rest was Providence Plantations.

I really did get the name question playing trivial pursuit one night. The question was what is the state with the longest name. :D

Actually for NY there's something I saw on a t-shirt that I liked:

Welcome to New York. Now duck motherf*cker!!!

(accompanied by picture of gun)

Of course I'm not advocating violence, I just thought that was funny

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Originally posted by enlightenment06
Actually for NY there's something I saw on a t-shirt that I liked:

Welcome to New York. Now duck motherf*cker!!!

(accompanied by picture of gun)

Of course I'm not advocating violence, I just thought that was funny

Now that's funny. LOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!

Not advocating violence either. :p

That's funny stuff.

I heart NY!

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Originally posted by axotiger
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

LMAO....so wrong, so wrong.....

and Alabama's should be: "Hell yeeeee-uh....we got eeelicktricity AND indoor plummin'....finally" ;)