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13 Things PMS Stands For
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff ..and my favorite one... 13. Potential Murder Suspect |
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But this one is hilarious to me for some reason: 4. Puffy Mid-Section |
Pass My Sweatpants is sooooooo true for me. Speaking of which my favorite sweatpants had to be retired recently. . . :(
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For me it means...
Pass Me Something Sweet
Pass Me Something Salty |
Exactly
5. People Make me Sick
Someone understands my pain:( |
Ya forgot...
Putting up with Men's Sh*t! |
I personally think they are all true!!! :D :D :D
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PMS Kit
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate. |
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Pissy Mood Syndrome was right on point! I am going through that stuff right now. I got on the phone and the first thing I said to a person who did nothing to me was, "I have an ATTITUDE"! :mad:
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Ditto.. and Ditto
13, 9 and 2 apply to me, as well as Pass the Salty and Sweet... :) |
I know this is stupid...But i thought about this cause i have two more days before i get paid... Mine is Pay Me Soon.. LOL
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