What's your new name?
 

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a
day..... No wonder we're so unhappy...
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an
excerpt from children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants"
by Dave Pilkey.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Mine is Dorkey ChickenTushie
:D
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Chrysler Specifications

I am Dinky GizzardTush! :D

NEW NAME
 

My NEW NAME is: Chim-Chim LiverKisser

My aunt's NEW NAME is: Oprah BubbleTush

Lawd!

I'm Poopsie Apple Sniffer! :o

Oh my!

Poopsie Applebreath! :D

Used my married name:

snotty cootie sniffer :eek: :eek: :eek:

Ok...I don't like that so I used my maiden name and got


snotty apple brain :p :p

I'm Boobie CootieTush.

I like it

I am loopy AppleSniffer :cool:

Zippy Appletush suits me to a T!!:D

sorta like bonita applebum
 

umm, oh well not quite!

I'm Gidget Apple-Shorts

What a good chuckle!

~pnc

LOL
 

I'm Zippy Appletush.

This will be my new club name.

LOL. I'm not trying to be mean but that's REALLY funny. Mine is Boobie Chicken Fanny. I really like this thread.

Boobie Girdle Lips!! Wha?!

I'm squeezit Apple Shorts

Introducing...
 

Hello! I'm Poopsie BubbleTush!! :D :D