dumb questions
 

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Why do they tell us to watch "The Today Show" tomorrow?
Who is "they" anyway?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the
expected and so therefore one is expecting the expected?
How does one expect the unexpected?
Why do women wear a pair of panties and one bra?
Why does it matter if we all put our pants on one leg at a time?
Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Where does weight go when you lose it?
Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
Why don't ease, lease, and please sound alike?
How long is a short story?
Why do we read left to right yet turn pages right to left?
Does Bill Clinton think Elvis is alive?
Why do people cry when they're sad?
What does Santa do at a house with no chimney?
Why aren't there many Hannukah specials on tv?
If rainy days and Mondays get you down, what do you do
on rainy Mondays?
Who cares how it plays in Peoria?
Why am I asking all these things?
Why did you read this?
Am I really seeking answers?
What do you think?

In Houston--where I never saw a chimney until I was in college--we were told that Santa just came in the front door.

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i think you really need a job ;)

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I agree, I am looking though and I don't plan on setteling for a crappy one. :p

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good. you should never settle..the market is tough out there, you're not the only one that is having difficulty finding a job hon..

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I know this just have to look a few post on gc to know that. lol

Well, what if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about??;)

Do/did you watch Babylon 5?

There is a very funny scene early in the series, where a group of aliens is discussing the Hokey Pokey and wondering if humans really thought that was "what it's all about" :)

No, I don't understand Babylon 5 but my gawd that is FUNNY!!!:)

We all know there's MI 5 and MI 6, but what happened to MI 1 through 4?

Good question... for those Yanks in the audience not familiar with what Lady Pi Phi said, MI5 is the equivalent of our FBI while MI6 is the equivalent of the CIA (and that's who James Bond works for).

MI1 through 4 were British military intelligence offices established during WW II which were later absorbed into MI5 and MI6. I think they also had an MI7 through MI11 as well.

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Any luck with that one you interviewed with the other day?

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This is so funny! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

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Waiting on a letter from them, they send yes we want you and no we don't want you answers that way.

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No problem!!