Women Out Live Men!!!
 

Why do women out live men?

I a have done un-scientic study on this sane question!

Women out live men!

Men die younger because the men have sex, the blood rushes through the heart to the Penis to make it gourge to satsify women! All men know that sex means you can only think with one head!!!

:)

Well Not, Dumb assed men!


Ergo the blood pumping through the heart puts a strain on Man!:(

So, to satisfy you females, we die young!:o You collect benefits from us poor deados who gave you pleasure that cost us our lifes!:mad:

I saw a article that mentions Women outlive men. It said that the average women lives a average age of 70-75 years in comparison to the men at 65 years.

i guess you could think of it that way....that you all are such wonderful specimens of the human race that all you do is give, and give, and give to us and please us and make us happy (pardon me while i roll my eyes into the back of my head)--and therefore you die before us b/c of all the strain. if only it were that simple and that true. however, i tend to believe it's b/c that throughout history, the dumb species would die out b/4 the more clever and intelligent species. men die out b/4 women b/c men are too busy thinking about how great they were in the sack to appreciate the woman who so lovingly cleans their home and prepares their meals....God's punishment....well, that and the fact that the man forgets to check for arsenic in those meals. ;)

BWAHAHA!

so, j/k, all you lovely lil men out there.....i got nuthin but luuuv fo'yas! at least you all seem to AGE better than most women....

Really? 65 seems too low for North America. I've seen status that put the average life span for a woman at around 80, and men between 74-76.

Could be worldwide. I think the current average lifespan in North America is 80 for a woman, 72 for a man.

AGDiva, I like the way you think. :D

Re: Women Out Live Men!!!
 

Well, I'll defer my response to the wise words of Mr. Tim Allen:

"Yeah, they live longer than we do. Too bad that we own everything! HAHAHAHAHAAhahaaaaaaa!"

:p

I think it is because we don't have to sufer the pain of seeing our women dieing. ;)

Re: Re: Women Out Live Men!!!
 

yes, but then the man dies and the woman gets to enjoy it all, all to herself, without sharing. :p