Stewart -vs- Sosa - who'd win?
 

A bottle of wine and a cork screw, who'd win?

Martha "the Homemaker" Stewart

or

Sammy "the Corker" Sosa

Discuss amongst yourselves.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Totally Martha. Sosa only knows how to put the cork in, not take it out..

Sosa gets an 8 game suspension and Stewart resigns from President/CEO of her company.

Looks like there will be a delay of game on this one, as they will both be out of commission for a while.

Stay tuned, the corks about to pop....eventually.