AIM convos got me CTFU!!!
 

Alright, so I know all of you have those moments where you're talking to someone on IM and something beyond funny starts being said and you wish you could share..but nave no one to share with. This is for all of those moments. This is a conversation I just had with my best friend: (For the few of you that don't chat with me on AIM, I'm Ames Belle)


dpunkcess: rrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ames Belle: ????
dpunkcess: so im laying outside
Ames Belle: ok
dpunkcess: well sitting

dpunkcess: gettin some sun
Ames Belle: uhh huh
dpunkcess: and this f*cking bumble bee
dpunkcess: every day
Ames Belle: lol
Ames Belle: oh no
dpunkcess: f*cks with me
Ames Belle: LOL
dpunkcess: plays games with me
dpunkcess: so im like ok bumble bee
dpunkcess: today i play back

dpunkcess: so i got a stick
dpunkcess: and when he started floating around me i would poke
dpunkcess: him

dpunkcess: eventually he started dodging me
dpunkcess: well i thought he went away
dpunkcess: so i close my eyes
dpunkcess: relaxin soakin up some rays
dpunkcess: and i heazr zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
dpunkcess: i open my eyes and that f*cking bumble bee is lined up with my forhead
dpunkcess: then BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dpunkcess: right into my forhead
dpunkcess: who the f*ck does that!!!!!!!
dpunkcess: that bumble bee has a mind of its own


dpunkcess: one day hes gonna get it
dpunkcess: ugh f*cker
dpunkcess: are you there?

Ames Belle: lol
Ames Belle: yes
Ames Belle: laughing hysterically :D

Don't you just hate those bumble bees with minds of their own? lol That'll teach him to close his eyes on a pissed off bumble bee!!!

I don't know if they actually sting or not, but I look at it this way: Bigger Bee = Bigger Stinger (if they do sting), so I stay away. :D

No bumble bees don't sting. They probably can but are more likely to roll over and wave their legs at you :p in short they basically don't. Note though, bumblebees and honey bees are two different species and honey bees do sting (when provoked).

Again, I know what STFU means, but what does CTFU mean?

i was about to ask the same thing. i have been wondering forever. i have a few ideas, but none of them are appropriate.:p

i have an idea. Instead of "shut", maybe it's "cracking"? Someone PM me. :confused:

Cracking
the
F____
Up

Hmmm...Yeah, I guess that works too. I'd always heard/used/meant "Cuttin'"... Like "he had me cuttin the f___ up!". Ah well.. All means the same I suppose :)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm............:confused: :p