What makes you "THAT GUY"
 

Ok I know there is a classic thread below that's similar to this, but this is a lil' different.
Last night I went to this party at Wrigley Field. My friend and I were sitting there and some guy came up to us and was like, "This is awesome, huh?" He would have been ok except that we were sitting, he was standing, and his fly was ALL the way down. Gross. For the rest of the night, to us and any other girls he was hitting on, he was THAT GUY.

What else can you do that makes you that guy?


One I always see...if you go up to a girl w/her back to you on the dance floor, and continue to grind on her even though she pushes you away 50 times, you are definitely THAT GUY.

Any guy who gets enough booze in him to think hes more attractive/smoother/tougher/taller/smarter than he really is.

If you start a bar tab for ONE drink, you are that guy.

if you constantly think your game is working and you are "the man"....you are THAT GUY!

when I got to college my roommate and I used to name everyone as the ____... the swimmer, the cheater, the ears... and things like that all the time...

for some reason today all my posts are like hey this is all the way off the subject...

So true!

If you think you are that guy... you are THAT guy!

When you call a girl "sweetie, babe, girl, shorty, ect...." before you even get to know their name....then you are THAT guy.

When you start singing R Kelly's Ignition to me and asking me for my phone number while you are wearing an orange jumpsuit and are in jail, you are THAT GUY.

He was kind of cute though... ;)

This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Come on valkyrie...have you hugged a convicted felon lately?

And, to show this can go both ways...


If you walk around a party for hours with a beautifully long piece of TP attached to your shoe, you are most definitely THAT GIRL.

whoa..hold up, i've kicked game to a chick before by saying

"what's up, girl...what's your name?"

am i that guy?

Yes YOU ARE!! You need to ask them their name FIRST....it shows them you actually care what it is, even though you may not...lol

You should tell someone when she has tp stuck to her shoe or when his fly is undone. Be kind to that guy or that girl because one day it could happen to you. Just something to think about. ;)

but what if it's in the same sentence? does it still count?

HAHAHAHAHAHA, ahh man that is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. The mental picture I am getting from this is just too much!!! :D