Top 10 Smurfs that never were...
 

Vietnam Flashback Smurf

Be creative.

Horny Smurf

Promiscuous Smurf

College Smurf

Obese Smurf

transsexual smurf

religous smurf

nympho smurf

Obsessive-Compulsive Smurf

Poledancer Smurfette

Wedgie Smurf

Hippie Kent State Protestor Smurf
(Vietnam Flashback Smurf's buddy)

Terminator Smurf

Hottie Smurf

Death Wish Smurf

Devious Smurf

Cannibal Smurf

Missing PEnis Thread Smurf

Sexually Frustrated Smurf

Stalker Chick Smurf

Fraternity Groupie Smurf

Hemophrodite Smurf

Drunk Guy Smurf

Bum off the street Smurf

Pedofile Smurf

Sex Doctor Smurf

I can go on and on....

Sorority Girl Smurf

Bad Credit Rsik Smurf

Preppie Smurf

Teen Angst Smurf

Midlife Crisis Smurf

Menopausal Smurf

NRA Smurf

Problem Drinker Smurf

PMS Smurf

Unemployed Smurf

Millionaire Smurf

Homeless Smurf

Bad Breath Smurf

Ultimate B*tch Smurf

WWE wrestler Smurf

Warrior Princess Smurf

Nerd Smurf

Gothic Smurf

Rocker Smurf

CRACK HEAD SMURF :p

ethnic smurf

republican smurf

redneck smurf

Pimp Smurf

Frat Boy Smurf

Boy Wizard Smurf

Film Critic Smurf

Simon Smurf (has manboobs, British accent, and tells fellow Smurfs they can't sing!)

We have a winner
 

THIS IS THE SMURF I WOULD BUY!!

W smurf (he probably would want to claim papa smurf had weapons of mass destrction)

laxtive smuff