Going nuts!!
 

The Secretary is wrapping up boxes to ship out to an attorney's office for a deposition that my boss is doing tomorrow and she thinks that she has to use the ENTIRE roll of packing tape. And for some reason she is doing it back by my desk!

I have so much work to do and I can't concentrate because she is bugging the hell out of me!!!

It is getting really annoying and I'd like to reach over and grab the roll of tape and beat her to death with it!!!!!!! :mad:

You can trade me jobs, PLEASE! I am an au pair, but I don't like kids. Give me packing tape any day.

Don't beat her to death, just tape her hands and mouth.

Start acting like you have multiple personality disorder. Just keep talking out loud or singing showtunes(great if you really can't sing). Talk about stuff that may freak her out. Act like you're really frustarated and break pencils and keep saying "Dammit Dammit Dammit" Soon she'll be annoyed or scared and leave you alone.