What do you know about me?!
 

Okay, so tonight I made my 1000th post... go me.

But, I was thinking, I haven't really said much in all of my posts. I don't really reveal anything too factual, and I don't really show my personality. So, I am kind of curious, if anyone wants to humor me, what you all THINK you know about me.

Here is my game, for those who want to participate:

Based on what you have read of my statements here, what do you think you know about me?

RULES

1) PM me with your thoughts comments, don't post here.

2) I would prefer to hear what people think they know from my posts, not things I have already told them in PMs (I know you know things if I flat-out told you).

3) I want to hear factual things. What color hair do you think I have/what do you think I look like, what is my marital/relationship status, where do you think I live, what do you think I do for fun, what GLO do you think I am a member of, how old do you think I am, what do you think my profession is, etc... I mean, you can tell me your opinions if you want, but they don't really matter to me since we've never actually met!

Should people choose to participate, I may or may not validate their statements, either by PM or on this thread. But, I will probably post some of the funniest, most interesting comments here for all to see (I will let the writer remain anonymous though)!

Come on guys, play along! I don't get much attention here on GC, which is a big change for me, since I usually get TONS in real life (I am quite an extrovert outside the Internet setting).

Edited to add:
Should you attempt to guess on my looks, I may share a photo (even if only in my defense if you are brutally wrong)!