Why I Love Being A Guy...
 

- we arent expected to care about anything except the playoffs
- if necessary, we can be dressed and ready for a formal outing and look awesome in half an hour
- not all of us have back hair
- the ability to fake knowledge on any subject from cars to trivia
- two words: facial hair
- often, women are attacted to us for no discernable reason
- we enjoy a deep sense of self satisfaction and feel like Superman when we get stuff off the top shelf for women
- peeing standing up is even cooler than it sounds
- girls nights outs are fun...guys nights out are often the stuff of legends

- I don't bleed once a month
- peeing standing up is great
- we are studs not ho's
- I don't have to worry about getting pregnant
- don't have to worry about being sexually assulted unless I end up in prison
- we can go topless in public without getting arrested
- don't have to shave legs or armpits
- no matter how much girls bitch about how guys suck they still love us

-if we smell bad, it's expected
-if we smell good, it turns bitches on

- two words: glass ceiling:cool:
- don't have to buy femanine hygeine products
- get up in the morning, put gel in my hair and I'm done.
- only have to shave my face
- not having to sit to pee is nice
- get quick results in the weight room (testosterone is great)

we're guys... and we don't like shopping! :)

Sorry to butt into the thread guys...
 

But THIS:

-if we smell bad, it's expected
-if we smell good, it turns bitches on

is HILARIOUS, and THIS:

- two words: glass ceiling

is HARSH!

LOL :D

-My bed isn't covered in stuffed animals
-Morning routine (with shower): 25 minutes
-We don't have to eat Special K for breakfast
-We can fix things
-Two words: morning wood
-Bachelor parties
-Guys can be mean to one another and still be friends. Women are just catty
-Sexual encounters make great drinking stories
-Road head
-A perfectly acceptable excuse "Not now, the game/Simpsons/Sopranos/Sportscenter is on."
-We can go days without shaving and look "rugged"
-Don't want to take time to get ready? Baseball cap and shirt untucked and your still in style
-Three pairs of shoes cover all occasions
-We can piss whenever and wherever we want
-When we do use restrooms, the lines are short and a lot of places have the sports pages above the urinal
-A trip to the mall takes 15 minutes
-We always get off during sex
-We can trade 20 cent beads for a hot girl to lift her shirt up
-It's good to be relied on for oil changes and opening jars

- we can have a few pounds in the abdomen, without having a gunt
- male sports matter
- lack of efficacy for easy-household chores (cooking, cleaning, washing clothes) is excused

Actually women can go topless up here in Toronto...... :)

- CONDOMS!

Shamelessly copied and pasted from elsewhere on the web:

A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview.
A guy's orgasms are real. Always.
A guy's last name stays put.
The garage is all his.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
He doesn't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
Chocolate is just another snack.
He can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Foreplay is optional.
He never feels compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell him the truth.
He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new haircut.
The world is his urinal.
Hot wax never comes near his pubic area.
He never has to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky."
Same work ... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
He doesn't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress $2,000; Tux rental $100.
If he retains water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them.
Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet.
Porn movies are designed with him in mind.
Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
One mood ... all of the time.

that is so funny

Actually they changed that law, we can only go topless in certain areas now, like the beach. But no more topless women allowed to walk the streets. Sorry boys.