Adult Learning Center Taught By Women For Men
 

ADULT LEARNING CENTER TAUGHT BY WOMEN FOR MEN

** Classes for MEN at our local Learning Center For up by April 25th.

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents,
each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. Step by Step with slide presentation.

TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion.

TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group practice.

TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE
AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?
Examples on video.

TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
Helpline support and support groups.

TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum.

TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Graphics and audio tape presentation.

TOPIC 9: REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real-life testimonials.

TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.

TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.
On-line class and role playing.

TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO
BE LATE.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

** Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.:p

Hahaha...this is great, NinjaPoodle! Thanks for posting! :)

I won't dignify this post with more of a response lol :cool:

ttt

NinjaPoodle that list made me laugh.

Good job:)

I'll suggest a topic for the next session.

Topic 14
The art of gift giving. Or why giving appliances and power tools as gifts for Valentine's Day will get you a night of sleeping alone. ;)
-Learn the difference between good, better, and best gifts for all occassions. Learn why it's always good to ask for a gift receipt.

Funny and Cute!

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funny stuff. I like the "group practice"

A little turn-about:

Women think they already know everything . . .
But training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
Introduction to Parking
Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
TV Remotes: For Men Only

:D

This is great! I'm now sitting at my desk giggling, resulting in curious stares by passers-by in the hallway. This may cause my regular psych exam to be moved up a bit. ;)

May I suggest a class for the men:

Topic 15 (if 14 is gift giving): The Art of Admitting Wrongness, or, Not Always Having to be Right.
duct tape for the mouth provided to help more challenged students to keep from arguing wrong answers. :p

Good one James ;)