Situations Hallmark doesn't cover
 

FYI I posted this in chit chat but I wanted to stick it in here also. Happy Friday!
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Situations Hallmark doesn't cover:

1. I always wanted to have
someone to hold, someone to love.
(inside card)
After meeting you .... I changed my mind.

2. I must admit,
You brought religion into my life ...
(inside card)
I never believed in Hell
Until I met you.

3. As the days go by,
I think how lucky I am ...
(inside card)
That you're not here
To ruin it for me.

4. Happy birthday!
You look great for your age ...
(inside card)
Almost life-like!

5. When we were together,
You said you'd die for me.. .
(inside card)
Now that we've broken up,
It's time to keep your promise.

6. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. .
Did you ever find out who the father is?

7. You are such a good friend that
If we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket ...
(inside card)
I'd miss you terribly
And think of you often.

8. Your friends and I want
to do something really special
for your birthday. . . .
(inside card)
So we're having you put to sleep.

9. Happy Birthday Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee,and West Virginia).

10. Looking back over the years
We've been together,
I can't help wondering ...
(inside card)
What was I thinking?

11. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . .
(inside card)
Too bad no one likes your wife.

And they need too!

Serioussigma22:rolleyes:

I would definitely buy #1, 2, 5,6, and 10!!:D

I would definitely buy 1 and 10!

Serioussigma22:cool:

Re: Situations Hallmark doesn't cover
 

ROTFLMAO! You know you ain't right!

Hmmm.
 

I hope these cards come with restraining orders.:eek: .:eek:

Uh, just send me an email for my birthday.... Dang.:p

Re: Hmmm.
 

lol:)

Sorhor TRSimons,

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! too funny!



Serioussigma22:D

lmHYao!
 

Sorhors and Friends of Sigma,

I just had to revisit this thread because I needed a good laugh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! and again Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!


Serioussigma22:D

Girl, you're BUSTED!!
 

WHAT?!? Naaaa-aaaaaaahhhh! You posted here to TRY to catch up to me! Trying to be SLICK!;) I gottcha' soRHOr!!

Sorhor Ninjapoodle,

Stop your barking sorhor! We poodles have to stick together, however, I will catch up, divide and conquer! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Girl, I didn't attend the Northeast regional conference this weekend - the race is on - like the break of dawn.

Serioussigma22:D

new cards
 

Congrats on getting knocked up!

LOL!

I've known several people who have been trying to get pregnant, and been very ....vocal about it. When they finally do get preggers, I'm happy for them, but, there is not a card out there for it!

If Hallmark reads this and starts making a card, I want a cut of the profits ;)

These are soo funny...do u mind if I copied and pasted them.

I just wouldn't want to get one of these cards from anyone!:eek: