Jake is dying.
 

Jake was dying. His wife, Annie, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by
his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips
began to move slightly. "My darling Annie," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk."

In his tired voice,"I have something I must confess to you.

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Annie.

"Everything's all right, just go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Annie. I...I cheated on you!"

"I know," Annie whispered as she softly stroked his forehead.

"Just let the poison work "



:D :D :D :D :D Too funny!!!! Y'all can thank Digital Dad for that one.

Hahahaha! That is awesome! Thanks for posting. :D

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that was hilarious!

:D :D :D too funny, too funny

:D

Yeah, it's hilarious...but you can imagine the horror when I got an email from my dad simply titled "Jake is dying".. I was like OMG :eek: :eek: lol

Too funny!

With some of these gals out there these days it might be a true story.:p

LOL Or, looking at the way the GC Crush thread is going!! :p

Ahhh, if he doesn't cheat, he doens't get poisoned. :p

Guess it's more humane than running him over several times with a Mercedes.

I think guys should get to do the same thing if the wife is the cheater. :p

Yet another Urban Legend that could be added to the gamble. :)
Good story!

lol lol lol lol :D :D :D