Iraqi TV Guide
 

Iraq Television

Sunday

7:30 -- My 33 Sons

8:00 -- Osama Knows Best

8:30 -- Let's Mecca Deal

9:00 -- I Dream of Mohammed

9:30 -- The Kabul Hillbillies



Monday

7:00 -- Husseinfeld

7:30 -- Mad About Everything

8:00 -- Monday Night Stoning

8:30 -- Win Bin Laden's Money

9:00 -- Allah McBeal



Tuesday

7:30 -- Wheel of Terror

8:00 -- The Price Is Right If Osama Says It's Right

8:30 -- Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things

9 :00 -- Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers

9:30 -- Buffy, The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer



Wednesday

7:30 -- Beat The Press

8:00 -- When Kurds Attack

8:30 -- Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread

9:00 -- Just Shoot Everyone

9:30 -- Veilwatch



Thursday

7:00 -- Fatima Loves Chachi

7:30 -- M*U*S*T*A*S*H

8:00 -- Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils

8:30 -- Married With 139 Children

9:00 -- Eye For An Eye Witness News



Friday

7:00 -- Judge Saddam

7:30 -- Suddenly Sanctions

8:00 -- Who Wants To Marry A Terrorist Millionaire

8:30 -- Cave And Garden Television

9:00 -- No Witness Left Alive News



Saturday

8:00 -- Spongebob Squareturban

8:30 -- Who's Koran Is It Anyway?

9:00 -- Teletalibans

9:30 -- Camel 54, Where Are You?


From www.randyandspiff.com

On the same lines:

What If......
Saddam Hussein survived the bombing last week, but lost a leg . . .
How pissed-off do you think his doubles are?



honeychile

They'd be some pissed off guys who are about to lose a leg

teehee......"two guys, a girl, and pita bread"

who sat around and thought all this up? funny....:D

It's time for Saddam and his Saddamites to get their vitamin shots:

B-1 (Bad to the BOne)
B-2 (The Batbomber... :) )
B-52 (someone pushing 50 you CAN trust! :) )