Situations Hallmark doesn't cover:
 

Situations Hallmark doesn't cover:

1. I always wanted to have
someone to hold, someone to love.
(inside card)
After meeting you .... I changed my mind.

2. I must admit,
You brought religion into my life ...
(inside card)
I never believed in Hell
Until I met you.

3. As the days go by,
I think how lucky I am ...
(inside card)
That you're not here
To ruin it for me.

4. Happy birthday!
You look great for your age ...
(inside card)
Almost life-like!

5. When we were together,
You said you'd die for me.. .
(inside card)
Now that we've broken up,
It's time to keep your promise.

6. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. .
Did you ever find out who the father is?

7. You are such a good friend that
If we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket ...
(inside card)
I'd miss you terribly
And think of you often.

8. Your friends and I want
to do something really special
for your birthday. . . .
(inside card)
So we're having you put to sleep.

9. Happy Birthday Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee,and West Virginia).

10. Looking back over the years
We've been together,
I can't help wondering ...
(inside card)
What was I thinking?

11. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . .
(inside card)
Too bad no one likes your wife.


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Those are too funny!! :D

Hehehe! Thanks for the laugh.

I'd like to put in an order for 10 #3's to send to all of my ex-boyfriends before my wedding. LOL :)

Thanks for making me smile, NinjaPoodle!

Just so long as your ex-boyfriends don't send 10 #11s to Mr. MoxieGrrl. (LOL, I'm REALLY sorry, I just couldn't help myself!) ;)

LOL!!!:D

LMGDAO @ happy birthday uncle Dad
I have never heard anything that funny in my entire life.

I had to share them with my co-workers...they're just too funny.

I'm sure there are novelty cards similar to these out there...but I'm sure if anyone wanted to start making cards like these, they'd make a killing. I doubt Hallmark or American Greetings will pick it up though.

Thanks for my daily chuckle!!! I'll have to pass those along.

Funny stuff! :)

Thanks for the laugh! :)

Ok.
#1 sign you're getting old....reading a post you forgot you posted!!:D

Silly me!

There are some funny ones on TheSpark.com too.
My favorite is:

We've been friends for so long... (cover of card has two girls having a serious talk on the front...then you open it)...
I don't even think I like you anymore.

(That one is in the category "Deliver the Dis")
http://www.thespark.com/cards/

Re: Situations Hallmark doesn't cover:
 

Okay, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR NOT HAVING KENTUCKY ON THERE! GRR....it makes me so mad when people make that joke. Anyway, yea I can use the last one at a wedding coming up pretty soon!:)

lol...bumping this for a chuckle