Dumb Moments:
 

In order to get the coffee maker to work, you need to pour the water into the back of the coffee machine. You cannot just leave it in the pot on the warmer and expect it to magically jump into the machine. :)

And you know what I found out last week? In order for your clothes to dry, you actually have to turn on the dryer. Who would have guessed?

:D


.....Kelly :)

I found that out too last week! :p

From Tiptonium.com:

"I worked with an Individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on."

Don't get dressed in the dark. Never a good idea.

Cloth? What is that?:confused:

If your taking a test, it helps to read the book. What is the average of 102,104, and 86?:confused:

You have to plug your Iron before it gets warm.

if you watch the late show with a guy you are semi-interested in....don't watch it the night collin ferrell (sp?) is on......or if you do, close your mouth to avoid the droolage.......yeow! hubba-hubba

monica

If you go into a tanning bed, make sure that your bikini straps are safely tucked under the front part of the bathing suit. See, I just wanted to get rid of my strap marks because we have formal coming up but didn't want to tan my boobs because, well, they've never seen the light of day and I didn't want them to burn because that would just be painful. I took down my straps and stuck them under the front part of my bikini. Apparently, I didn't tuck one that well. I now have an interesting string pattern going across my back. My formal dress does not cover it. This is one of my ultimate dumb moments.

Similarly to the clothes dryer...

I learned last week that if you want your clothes to get washed you need to remember to put the lid down to the machine. Didn't find out until the next morning when I didn't have a THING to wear because they were still sitting in the water with the lid open. DUH!

Been there done that! Also, if you'r going to tan your bum...go slowly because then if you burn it your bum itches like you've got a nasty rash!

long story short... my mom is from another country and English is not her first language so there are a couple words she pronounces wrong... one of them being the word colander (you know the thing you strain noodles with when you cook...) well I got up in my cooking class and that was the answer to the question I was asked and I said it the wrong way completely oblivious to that fact that I pronounced it improperly... it was so very embarrassing... but when I explained why I said it wrong everyone calmed down... it is quite silly now that I look back on it... :)

Oh, PS: if any of y'all have some good advice on how to hide the strap marks by Saturday, please inform me. I don't think self-tanners will work. They won't be dark enough...I'm really tan right now.

this is really stupid...
i go food shopping, buy some bread. a few days later, i'm out and i swear i bought some. i can't this damn loaf. how come a week later i'm looking for something else, i find the damn loaf of bread under the bed in the bedroom?