Words Women Use...
 

WORDS WOMEN USE

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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is
often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."


GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not ! faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

WHATEVER
This is a word most women use to end a conversation... like DAYUM WHATEVER, I'm finished talking about it:rolleyes:

So true!!!

Women are so complicated...:D

I guess that's the reason men cannot list why they love BLACK ;)women in the Alpha forum.
:rolleyes:

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I see

It means I SEE that you are a complete and utter jackazz.

OR

It means I SEE that you are not all that I hoped you would be so I SEE you soon being OUT OF MY LIFE, padna.

I'm busy (used 3 phone conversations in a row)

means, I don't want to be bothered with you. Take the hint and leave us alone.

I'm married

It means just that...plain and simple. No translation necessary so get to steppin' bruh. :rolleyes: :mad:

Interesting : a word used when you don't want to admit that something is ugly or not quite right.

e.g. Ooh girl, that is a very INTERESTING (ugly) hairstyle you have!!! :D

Excuse Me.?
Pronounced either slowly with raised eyebrows or quickly with a surprised turn of the head.

Meaning I know you didn't just do or say what you just did or said. Repete it & run for you're life because I will go straight Angela Basset from Waiting to Exhale on you.

What did you just say?
No, this is not an invite for you to repete what you just said idiot. Better you back a way slowly...on second thought, quickly...I can't even advise you on how to remark after this phrase is spoken.

Really
Said with raised eyebrows mock surprise. Example girl on date finds out the guy thinks that every woman should conform their schedule to be at his beckon call..She replies oh really
Translation you are about to be chewed out after she orders the most expensive meal, and you have dropped her off, at to be the office gossip topic the next day.

Really?
Said multiple times during a conversation. Translation listen fella I'm bored with what you are saying & I'm either too nice or too tired at this point to find a way to make a run for it.

I gotta get in on this one...
 

For real???
Means she is being facetious with you. Basically, she wants you to think that she is an idiot in regards to what you are talking about and see what you know.

You look soooo cute ....(overly exaggerated)
Means it looks good on you (not me and anybody else)

Where did you get your hair done (hair did; for ghetto folks)?
Two things... 1. I like it and might try to imitate it.
or
2. your hair is jacked and I want to make sure I don't go there.

I wish you would...
This is a dare. You are stepping on some serious toes right about then.

All of that
Means it ain't neccessary (for you to act like a fool.)

MMMMMMMMHMMMM (short )
Means whatever

MMMMMMMHMMMMMMMMM
means yeah right, negro!

Any-ways
Means you need to push on, honey.

Re: I gotta get in on this one...
 

This is one of my favorites, whenever making the decision to butcher the English language, I love this one. It can also me used in so many occasions such as:

Him: "I am going out with my friends this weekend again" or "Are we still going to the mall?" or "Did you cook dinner?" or even "How come when you do that its okay?"
You: "Anyways" That one phrase can truly get several points across.