Questions that annoy you
 

What are some questions that frequently pop up that annoy you?


My annoying questions :


How many girls have you slept with?

Where's Palm Beach? ( Annoying when coming from people in FLA)

Any question coming from chicks with New Jersey accents.

Are you on Juice? Does it make your d!ck smaller?

When are you going to finally graduate? ( I hate that question )

Oh, you're a pike? *sigh*

Do you come from money?

I'm not going to sleep with you unless we're dating.

When can I meet your parents?

Is this the end of the line? (No fuckstick this is the front and we're all standing backwards).

Can I ask you a question? (Do I have a choice?)

Are you drinking tonight? (Ummmmm assume if I'm hanging out and not studying, that's probably a yes)

How much money do you make?
How much did you pay for that?

Basically, I hate questions involving money. How gauche!

So when are you going to get pregnant? :mad:

So, when is the baby due? (I tell them last week, just to see their reaction)

Do you know what it is? (We're hoping for human.)

Did you pick a name? (We just thought we'd call it 'baby' for a while.)

Want me to tell you how difficult MY labor was? (sure I'd love to know how much pain you were in.)

Can I touch your belly? (what do I look like, a Buddha statue?)

What kind of birth are you having? (What business is it of yours?)

When are you getting married?

What are you going to do after you graduate?

Would you mind doing me a favor?

(About my tattoo): What does it mean? I know I'm probably asking for that question, but it still is annoying and nobody ever understands it.

Are those real?

Did you get that at Banana? (considering it's one of 2 stores that I shop at. . .a big sarcastic NOOOO)

Are there really cowboys in Texas?

So, you really know how to snowboard? (no, i paid $400 and basically plan to go down on the hill sitting down??)

Why do you only date white guys? (I date Hispanics and Asians too but right now, that's all that lives around me)

What's it like being in a sorority? (join and find out yourself)

Do you really sound like Mariah Carey when you sing? (no, I sound like Ozzy with a throat cold)

Why did you move here? (better than being out in the cold)

Does your family own McDonalds? (I wish)

Is Alexis really your name? (depending on the weather, i change my entire name. . .)

So, you like Justin Timberlake (people who look at my calendar)

Why are you working here if you have a university degree?

Why are you wasting your time with this frat shit?

What? That's your name and you can't speak french?

to all three i say - go to hell!

p.s. stellar thread.

Do people ever make fun of your last name (it's a very common and popular english word)?

Just every day of my entire life, thank you for asking.

:rolleyes:

RIGHT!

First off, I'm not rich, my parents are. And when I mean that my parents are rich I mean they live comfortable, they are by no means rich.

I am not rich, I pay for school myself, and I'm broke as shit lol

Do you have a boyfriend?

Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Are you lesbian?

Did you know your last name sounds like "cocaine"?

Why is your voice so deep?

How come you don't talk?

Why do you sound "white"?

What are you studying?...What would you want to do with that?

Are you on drugs?

Is your boobs real?

Is your hair real?

Are you hispanic?

Are you bi-racial?

Are you Arabic?

Are you Hawiian?

Why do you ask so many questions?

Are you anorexic?

Are your parents rich? :confused::eek:

How much did you pay for that car?

Am I fat?

Could you be pregnant?

My last name is Kitsopoulos, so i love getting the following questions...

Was it hard to learn to spell? (i really don't remember)

Are you Greek? (no, Kitsopoulos is a traditional hispanic name :rolleyes: )

And my favorite, That's like Jessie Kitsopoulos on full house? Are y'all related? (most times i don't even dignify that one with a response, i just look at the person like they're an idiot)

Pike, i'm with ya on the graduating thing. I feel like saying, no, i figure i'm gonna try to take every class at A&M and then leave without a diploma.

Kitso
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* What are you? (Human, thanks)

*Are you filipino? (I'm chinese, but have really dark skin, so this is a common mistake. I also get asked if I'm Hawaiian a lot)

*Do you know Kung Fu (Yeah, because every Asian person is taught as soon as we learn to walk :rolleyes: )

*When I'm work and covering the phones and people call and ask if we're open (No, I love to sit and answer phones afterhours :p )