Things To Do At Walmart When You're Bored
 

LOL I got this off another forum! :D

Things To Do At Walmart When You're Bored:

1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission
Impossible'.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! No! Not those voices again'.

and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real LOUD 'We're out of toilet paper in here!'

ZetaLuvBunny thanks for this post! I found it cute!

Reminds me of some people I know.. they used to go to walmart late at night and play with the hula-hoops :P

Funny list!!!

What we used to do is go to Super Wal Mart and do our grocery shopping. While shopping, sample some foods and drinks and leave them in random places. Also, play football or soccer with cantaloupes or similar sized fruits. Lastly, fill up the cart and when you get in line realize that haha, you didn't bring enough money so you gotta unload half the cart in the checkout aisle.