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James 12-20-2002 10:51 PM

Warning: Predatory Females
 
Police warn all clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new
date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to
target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form
and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from
taps and in large "kegs." "Beer" is used by female sexual predators
at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and
have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few
units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached
sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After
several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual
acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be
attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy
memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often
with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times
these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a
familiar scam known as "a relationship. "

It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be
shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form
of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently,
men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you
fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women
administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every
town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in
an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
yellow pages.

KappaTarzan 12-21-2002 02:15 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:D

james you rule :)

Lady Pi Phi 12-21-2002 02:40 AM

That's so old. I've heard that one before.

FAB*SpiceySpice 12-21-2002 02:59 AM

Hahaha too funny!!! I love it. :D

FiReKraCkEr 12-21-2002 04:37 AM

You F'in ROCK James!!! Tres Funnay!!!!

Ivory

PM_Mama00 12-21-2002 10:12 AM

I just woke up feelin real shitty, but that really made me smile. Good job! :D

KillarneyRose 12-21-2002 08:26 PM

This should be required reading for every male college freshman! :D

UDZETA 12-21-2002 08:32 PM

My friend sent this e-mail to me a while back. It's pretty funny!

Peaches-n-Cream 12-21-2002 09:17 PM

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/beerchug.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/repuke.gif


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