Sigh...boredom...
 

When me and my peeps are bored we always make up these weird situations such as...

If you could choose, who would you hook up with, Rosie O'Donnell or Sandra Barnhardt?

Dumb stuff. I was gonna try the thread out, maybe we can make a game of it, lol. That way all of you who are as bored as I will have a little something to do.

So...

Ozzy or Pee Wee Herman?

pee wee

i'll go with an old one
Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?

I'd go with Ben, no doubt.

Can't stand blondes.

Ozzy

OJ or Bill Clinton?

dude ewwwww but I would say Bill cuz he's not a murder.

Joey Butafuco or Lyle Mendenz?

Joey

Tonya Harding or Lorena Bobbitt?

Tonya...knees heal..the other..well..

Rodney Dangerfield or Rosanne Barr?

shaddup, Rodney, just for this line:

Sure, I drink too much - I gave a urine sample, and it had an olive in it.


anyway - would you rather hook up w/ Bob Dole (bad hand), or get "more intimate" (ie biblical relations) w/ the Pope?

I only buy American now, so Bob Dole.

-Rudey
--Unless the pope lactates...then it's a whole other story!

A really hot drag queen or janet reno.

-Rudey
--No no, you can't have both!

A really hot drag queen

Wayne Newton or Jerry Lewis

Wayne Newton

Michael Flatley - Lord of the Dance - or Richard Simmons?

Michael Flatley

Keith Richards or Gene Simmons?

Gene Simmons. Have you seen his tongue? :p

Sloth from Goonies or Strom Thurmond?

Sloth.. I'm afraid.

Bill Cosby or "Al" from Home Improvement (remember -that- show?)