College -- Soo true!
 

IN COLLEGE.....

1. Quarters are gold.
2. Two meals per day is the standard
3. Road trip whenever possible.
4. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
5. You will begin to nap again.
6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
7. Squirt guns = Stress relief.
8. Instant messenger becomes an addiction.
9. E-mail becomes your second language
10. College students throw paper airplanes too.
11. You never realized that so many people were smarter than you.
12. College football is the coolest thing on the planet (not really).
13. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you wouldn't know, but you can recite last week's re-run of The Simpsons verbatim.
14. Cartoons are for all ages, especially Scooby Doo.
15. Disney movies are more than just classics.
16. You will never rent more movies in your life.
17. No one is too old for video games.
18. Procrastination is an art form.
19. SNOOD is more addicting than pot (What's Snood?).
20. Thanks to Aimster/Audiogalaxy/Morpheus, you will never listen to one of your CDs ever again.
21. It never hurt so much to get sick.
22. The health service nurses are there because they couldn't make it at a
real hospital. Never, ever forget that.
23. Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
24. Campus is only clean for Family Weekend and Freshman Orientation.
25. Nothing you want to register for will be open.
26. Classes... the later the better.
27. You are no longer thankful that the fire alarms are here to protect you.
28. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.
29. The only time to dress up is when your jeans are dirty.
30. Showers become less important; sleep becomes more important.
31. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
32. Creativity in the dining halls is key...
33. The freshman 15 is NOT a myth!!!
34. If it's snowing out, the only reason you will leave your room is for food.
35. Dishes smell after days of piling up.
36. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
37. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.
38. You will eat anything that is free.
39.New additions to food groups: ramen and pizza.
40. Stealing from the dining hall will become second nature
41. ATM's are the devils advocate. ATM= Another Twenty Missing.
42. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them or lock yourself out of the room even more.
43. Duct tape heals all wounds.
44. If they say you can't have it in your dorm, they are just kidding.
45. You will come to hate hallways/elevators with a passion.
46. Those ugly cinder blocks are not sound proof.
47. Pictures, posters, emails or anything else to cover the ugly cell we live in will be transformed into wallpaper.
48. Everyone is only nice for the first week. After that, no matter how nice you are, some people just won't smile back. Get used to it.
49. You are never alone!
50. You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.

Too long, didn't read.

lol that's so true.

Very, very true...

Some of these things are true and some show that things must have changed since I was in college.... :)


.....Kelly :)

SATX: Snood is a crazy little computer game. It's kind of like a Dr. Mario thing....and yes, it's extremely addictive! :)

cool post SATX!

and yes snood is very addictive!

most of those are soo true it's freaky:eek:

HAHA OH MY GOD THAT IS MY LIFE!!!!! :) :) :)

Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you wouldn't know, but you can recite last week's re-run of The Simpsons verbatim.
this is so true. simpsons ROCK, we always watch them in the common... that and the winter weather forecast. everyone watches that-and only that- on the news at night. sweeet :)

Classes... the later the better
hahahaha i sometimes sleep through my 230 class :D


Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
rushes/mixers with fraternities are mandatory till midnight.... and that means we will AT LEAST be there till 4.. :) so yea, when we wander home before 330 i consider it an early night...


If they say you can't have it in your dorm room, they are just kidding.
hahahaha i have a hamster, a turtle, candles, and we even smuggled a CAT in for a week.. all illegal :) YAY for me. :D

I LOVE COLLEGE!

Badazz
 

I love this post because its so true...LOL

completely true!

in the words of homer simpson, "its funny because its true" :D

Re: College -- Soo true!
 

IN COLLEGE.....

3. Road trip whenever possible.

12. College football is the coolest thing on the planet

13. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you wouldn't know, but you can recite last week's re-run of The Simpsons verbatim.

19. SNOOD is more addicting than pot (What's Snood?).

22. The health service nurses are there because they couldn't make it at a
real hospital. Never, ever forget that.

39.New additions to food groups: ramen and pizza.

50. You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.

All of these are awesome...

Road trips to Boulder, New Orleans, Daytona, Galveston, Del Rio, MEXICO!!!

The new vice at our house is Simpsons, season 2.

My sister told me about SNOOD and i about tanked all my finals that semester.

Yeah, i avoid going to our health center or "quack shack" as much as possible. If i get sick, i just load up on Vitamin C pills, OJ, and NyQuil

Ramen......<shudder> ugh......tooo much ramen....

I can't count the amount of times me and my bros have said, damn, college would be great if all we did was fraternity stuff and work :D

Kitso
KS 361 times i agree that COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS THE COOLEST THING ON THE PLANET!!

:rolleyes:

My freshman year we got a very large informational letter about all the things we could not bring to the dorms and ofcourse I was probably the only one who followed the list!!! Usually anything goes until you get caught.

Also, it was illegal to light a candle but you could smoke (cigarettes) as much as you wanted.

This is so true...!