Myth of the Male Orgasm Uncovered!
 

http://onion.com/onion3844/male_orgasm.html

Check that out. it's hilarious!

Oh Damn . . . LOL

"The male animal is not a piece of meat," Roehnert explained. "He is a rose wrapped in a poem, yielding up his deepest, most intimate secrets only when just the right magical moment has been achieved. The alluring yet fragile petals of the delicate flower known as the male of the species can unfold and bloom only in the presence of the right combination of gentleness, tenderness, and deep, abiding care."

Isn't that just the funniest?