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Honeykiss1974 11-25-2002 10:17 AM

Rejection Letter
 
Dear ________:

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further
contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available.

So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition.

(Check those that apply...)

___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it,
hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.

___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can
picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.

___The fact that our dining experiences to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!

___You failed! the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself.

___Your legs are skinnier than mine.

___You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.

___You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck condition from trying to kiss you.

___I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.

___The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.

___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.

___You still live with your parents.

___Although I do enjoy the "X-Files," I find your wardrobe of "Star Trek" uniforms a little disconcerting.

___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.

___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long-term partner.

___Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should
however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please
resubmit your application.

___I am out of your league; set your sights lower next time.

Sincerely, ______________________


:D

Try not to make too many copies ladies!! :cool:

Kevin 11-25-2002 10:36 AM

Excellent idea.. kind of like an exit interview:D

I'd have kind of liked to get one of those... I think though that you left out the box (and this is one fellas hear all the time) "It's not you, it's me."

Honeykiss1974 11-25-2002 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ktsnake
Excellent idea.. kind of like an exit interview:D

I'd have kind of liked to get one of those... I think though that you left out the box (and this is one fellas hear all the time) "It's not you, it's me."


*lol* :D
I thought guys mostly use that "excuse"? *lol*

LeslieAGD 11-25-2002 11:18 AM

:)

sororitygirl2 11-26-2002 11:44 PM

Can I add...

______ Your kissing skills are desperately lacking.

Honeykiss1974 11-26-2002 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sororitygirl2
Can I add...

______ Your kissing skills are desperately lacking.

AMEN!! I hate sloppy, all over the place kisses!

Peaches-n-Cream 11-27-2002 12:10 AM

Funny stuff! :D

___You still live with your parents. I've met that guy, TWICE! :rolleyes:

KappaTarzan 11-27-2002 12:10 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D :D :D :D

KillarneyRose 11-27-2002 01:16 AM

Absolutely sidesplitting, Honeykiss! I love it :)

wrigley 11-27-2002 01:25 AM

LOL This is hilarious.

Kevlar281 11-27-2002 02:40 AM

If I received this letter I would frame it.

CrimsonTide4 11-27-2002 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ktsnake
I think though that you left out the box (and this is one fellas hear all the time) "It's not you, it's me."
I used this last Friday. :o ;)

ilovemyglo 11-27-2002 10:23 AM

I love that line, though. Let's em go without feeling the guilt. Besides saying something like
"You are too nice and kiss my ass way too much" just doesn't seem appropriate.

kddani 11-27-2002 10:53 AM

CTFU at this thread.

Lil' Hannah 11-27-2002 01:38 PM

peep this
 
Here's your exit survey...

http://www.reuben.org/rwo/arch/020912.gif


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