I have been sick for two weeks . .
 

I am sick and my spirits are in the dirt . . . The glass is half empty and broken . . there are no stars in the sky.

Anyone know some cheery stories?

I am so gloomy when not well . . .

Smile! :)

Hey man, I hear ya.

I'm in the same freaking boat. It's getting kinda scary.


I'm sure, just as it has happened to me, the faces all those hoes you've nailed over the years are popping back into your mind.


You start asking yourself questions like....." I wonder how Amy is doing these days?" You think about calling up your boys from High school and asking if they've seen the girls from the old days and if they look healthy?:mad: :mad:

It's scary bro.....


Real scary.....

James, I hope that you get well soon!

Re: I have been sick for two weeks . .
 

hmmm....cheery stories. Well, this is kinda interesting.

Our cook made us pudding last week or the week before for desert and one of our house boys ate it off of a plate. We had never seen that before and were telling him that that was wrong. Anyway, that night another one of our house boys are his pudding off a plate too because he also had a brownie. We were telling him our reasoning of why we thought that pudding should be eaten out of a bowl as opposed to off of a plate when he finished. All of the sudden he starts licking his plate and said "Look! I can lick the plate clean. You can't do THAT with a bowl." That ended the debate right there because we were too busy laughing.

I'm not a very good story teller....all my friends say so, but maybe you'll get a laugh out of it. I hope you feel better!!!!

I hate being ill! Luckily (KNOCK ON WOOD) I haven't been sick this fall. Usually I just get seasonal allergies. I find that it never fails that I get sick ON Christmas eve or Christmas day. It blows.

I generally just try to get lots of sleep and just bundle up and get comfy infront of the television. That's about all you CAN do when your sick.

I dunno if this story will help you feel better, but on my 21st Birthday I was recovering from a really bad head cold. So I got up and went to get my new license and then bought my first bottle of Jose Cuervo Margarita mix.
Anyways, I go home to get ready for the night and end up having a few drinks prior to hitting the bar. So I meet up with some friends and my parents at this popular restraunt in town for my big birthday bash. My parents bought me my first shot~raspberry kamikazi. Then someone brings me a second shot. Because I was ill, and couldn't smell anything, I had no clue what it was. All I know is it was a double shot and everyone kept telling me CHUG IT FAST!
So I try to, but being ill, I wasn't very fast at chugging. I get half way through it and begin to feel my throat burn. It was the most awfull taste in the whole wide world. Come to find out it was the Three WiseMen ~ Jim, Jack, and Johnny. Needless to say the rest of the night went by fast and I cut myself off twice and was finally taken home after only 6 shots.
Probably not the best idea being sick and all, but you only get to turn 21 once!

aww james i've been sick too, not as bad as you though!

i hope you feel better.. here are some super big smilies for you so you can be cheerful :D :D :D :D :D

I've had the flu, two colds, and strep in the past 2 weeks.

*cough*

Sorry. No help here.

James,

To cheer you up, I am sending you a picture with a breast theme. You will like it. :D

Suddenly, a lot of us are feeling bad...Just kidding.

Feel better, James.

aww james..do you want me to hop on the parkway and bring you some chicken soup? :)