I'm looking for some quotes
 

I'm trying to come up with some humorous Top 10 Reasons I joined Alpha Gamma Delta. It's for a T-shirt.

In order to get on the good side of your neighborhood campus squirrels? :D

LOL! If your campus was like ours they were everywhere!!!!!!!!

Every girl wants to stop traffic. Wearing our colors you actually can!



At U of Mich. the squirrel problem is out of control and those lil suckers ( :) ) aren't scared of anything.

No kidding Tonya, the girls call them the Squirrel Mafia! :)

Hey when you get the top ten reasons done, let us know, I'd love to hear them

I will. I'm up to 3 right now.

done so far
 

Items so far:

• In order to get on the good side of your neighborhood campus squirrels
• Because I've got fat cheeks. (like a squirrel)
• Every girl wants to stop traffic. Wearing our colors you actually can!
• Because your man has no excuse not to buy you red roses (or yellow if it's called for)
• All those really cool T-shirts you collect.
• The other sororities call the housing office and tell them to take the squirrels in their attic to your house.

Any more????????????????????

The last one cracked me up! :) However, you might want to re-think the "fat cheeks" one. It comes off as a bit derrogatory.

The "fat cheeks" was suggested by someone else. It's not a final list.

The last one was actually a true event the AOPi house next to ours got a squirrel in thier attic so they called housing and told them to come get it and take it next door to us.

Got nuts?
 

At my chapter we are bit on the "got nuts?" saying or sometimes it is "hot damn, go nuts!" so this is inspired by the crazy girls of my chapter. :)

Because every girl needs to "go nuts" once in a while! ;)

Where else do you find Hawaiian squirrels?

poll for top 10
 

I figured the easiest way to decide was to place a vote. So go vote for you 10 favorite reasons why I joined Alpha Gam.

Poll

Warning: Several of these were thought up at 3:00 am when I couldn't sleep.

I voted! I loved the one about a good excuse to look green, lol.

That was one of my 3:00 am inventions.