Funny things kids say
 

I looked and looked and looked.........and looked and looked!! I could've sworn there was a thread similar to this one recently. But anywho, I have an addition to the thread, wherever it is!!


My 5 year old cousin, Faith, saw a hickey (sp?) on my older cousins neck.

Faith walked up to my older cousin, Jessica, points at the hickey and says, "I know what that is!!"

"What?" asked Jessica.

"It's d*ck!!"

:eek: That is not the answer we thought we'd hear. We laughed for hours though. It was too funny.

Oh my god. LOL :eek: :D

For all of ya'll that don't know, I'm a preschool/toddlers teacher for a part time job, so I hear a hell of a lot of funny stuff from the kids.

This past week, we discovered we have a kid with a swearing problem. When he found out his painting had been taken down by one of the teachers, he turned to me and said "Sh*t, where'd that bit*h put my picture?!" He's 3 years old.

Collin

One more I forgot about:

Last year I was helping one of the kids put his jacket on - he was having trouble with the zipper. Here's the exchange.

Me: "Here Georg, now you're all zipped up."

Georg: "Thank you"

Me: "You're welcome; good manners."

Georg: "No, I was saying thank you to the zipper. Thank you zipper!"