Kissing?
 

Okay guys...there is nothing I hate more than a bad kisser! (On the other hand there is nothing I love more than a good kisser! ;) ). So I wanna know...what are the things you love/hate about the way people kiss? PG-13!

Thinkers
 

Girls that think they can kiss real well because guys haven't complained before are the most horrible. They usually take more charge because they have higher confidence. These are the kind of girls that lick and bite, so in the end your face smells like their saliva and your lip hurts. It's like getting with a rabid raccoon.

And then there are the girls that do weird things...like licking your teeth or inside your lips. They think they'll be extra kinky if they do that because nobody else has and you will remember them.

-Rudey
--And I'm off to bed before catching a Delta shuttle in the morn.

Oh my! You have completely taken away all faith the female sex has placed in Cosmo for decades. All those "6 ways to make him remember you" articles! Lies! All lies!

LOL!! Both of y'all are killing me. Rudey, I am with you. I hate when guys try to impress me with the innovative ways they kiss. I am sorry that you have had overly-agressive chicks.

My rules aresimple: Guys, all humans have an inate gag reflex. Best not to trigger it with your tongue. Also? Humans have a natural saliva manufacturer, and mine works just fine thank you.

BTW, Rudey, do you tell the girls that they are bad kissers? If not, you are just as guilty as the guys before you.

How DO you guys tell people when they are bad kissers? I just stop and say, "um, let's do something else," if it is our first time. If it is after the first time, and I have tried to coach them through Kissing 101, and it STILL hasn't improved, they gotta go.

People who do not take breaks when kissing bug me... a good session should consist of short, sweet kisses intermixed with long ones... IT SHOULD NOT BE AN HOUR WITHOUT COMING UP FOR AIR!

If she's a bad kisser then I do something else. Kiss her neck or whatever. If I get the impression that she doesn't like how I'm kissing her I usually go down on her. My tounge is strong and wide.

:eek:

So, um....I was thinking if you weren't busy tonight...you know, maybe later...

LOL, every other woman on the board is probably thinking the same thing!;)

Hey, watch it, Librasoul. That's my man you're moving in on!

I usually start out slow, then pick up intensity as we move along.

If I don't like the way a guy kisses me, I usually tell him. Not bluntly; I don't say, "You're a bad kisser." Usually just things like "Gently" or "Slower."

I've made boys cry.:D

Ha... if she doesn't like how you're kissing, she might not like how you do other things with your tongue either!

LOL, wow, I think that just made my day! :D

Will you reciprocate?

What about us females' gripes? I personally hate it when a guy tries to flick tongues....it totally disgusts me. You know what i mean....??? This guy last night did that and then totally slobbered on top of that....i will definitely not be seeing him again.

Oh, or what about those guys who try to be sexy by nibbling your ear, but instead they stick their tongue all in it and make it all slobbery and gross?

A Gentleman slowly kisses a lady on the lips at the first kiss! Or maybe kisses her on the back of the hand when they first meet!

I always remembrer a Lady that I had at my fireplace and said where in the hell did you learn to kiss like that!

Well the Groping and tounging did not come into it!

Soory to all of you that think I am a Perfect Asswhole! At My Maturing Age, I respect Women!!

DADADA!

Blows my agenda!:D

Mac And Tuna Tonight!:(